Lockdown drinking games · The Badger Herald


Chancellor Rebecca Clean has been an actual celebration pooper lately. With stricter dorm pointers and two-week lockdown of Witte and Sellery, she’s actually been cramping a number of peoples’ kinds. 

My good mans Travis was imagined to have his “almost-got-Corona-but-tested-negative-hell-yeah-guys-five-dollars-girls-for-free-until-midnight-basically-almost-Halloweekend bash” at Witte this weekend. However I suppose the admins are a bunch of LOOOOO-SERSSSSS!

However in all seriousness, it’s our jobs to maintain one another protected, so the Herald has developed various quarantine-safe, 21-plus methods to have enjoyable whereas we stay safely inside our dorms.

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WARNING: The Badger Herald is by no means endorsing underage consuming, nor has anybody on employees, ESPECIALLY this author ever participated within the bibation of illicit substances — nor has she ever been “so sloppy that she made out with the host’s Poodle Wheaten Terrier combine.” 

And when you say in any other case, you can be listening to from my attorneys.

No Peer Beer Pong

Clearly, it’ll be lots more durable to play a sick sport of Pong with out a number of individuals, and regardless of Amazon insisting that your package deal has arrived, these damned overworked individuals within the package deal room nonetheless gained’t provide the pong table you ordered — these bastards.

However, with these modifications, you may benefit from the candy, candy satisfaction of drunkenly lacking throwing a ping pong ball right into a solo cup six ft away.

First discover a comparatively small table — bed-side, maybe. Then, arrange your solo cups in Pong formation, the purpose of the pyramid going through a wall. Sit instantly behind the bottom of the pyramid and throw the ping pong ball on the wall, making an attempt to intention for cups under. And identical to common pong, if you get the ball within the cup, you gotta drink. 

Hey, we’re in quarantine for a very good time, not a “pong” time, so take advantage of it.

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Quarantine Quarters

So we all know Quarters, however how can one play it alone? Effectively as an alternative of bouncing 1 / 4 right into a shot glass and making a good friend drink, as an alternative, choose numerous issues round your room to bounce or toss the quarter into and when you make it, you drink.

Make the sport fascinating by selecting diversified and adventurous targets — an outdated Maruchan soup cup that must be labeled as hazardous waste, the pile of cereal bowls with shortly curdling milk inside, your molding bathe caddy or your trash can which you actually ought to dump out however which means transferring your sorry butt off your mattress and also you simply aren’t able to such an arduous activity proper now however thanks for reminding me, douche.

Maybe filling a number of issues round your room with quarters will fill the gaping void inside you that’s swiftly growing in measurement as the times transfer slowly onward. What enjoyable!

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Facetime Funtime

Now this one is a doozy. Subsequent time you could have a category on BBCollaborate, convey a shot glass. Each time it’s somebody’s flip to talk, and so they say “wait, are you able to hear me,” take a shot. Any time the video or audio cuts out as a result of the BBCollaborate wasn’t meant for greater than 5 individuals at a time, take two.

You’ll be handed out in your dorm flooring earlier than your professor can awkwardly say for the fifth time “haha sorry guys the connection is actually unhealthy over right here.”

And whereas your friends sit silently in breakout rooms, you may fill your room with the fantastic sound of you yacking into your dorm room trash can. Nothing will achieve your friends’ respect quicker than interrupting the awkward silence of a breakout room to blow chunks. 

Naked your Badger Claws

There isn’t any sport right here. Simply chug claws till you are feeling one thing once more.

With these modifications, you may celebration arduous and keep protected, as a result of in case you are out partying proper now, you’re a loser and also you gained’t be invited to the “Thank-God-we-all-beat-Corona-now-lets-get-trashed-but-also-remember-that-the-pandemic-revealed-many-racial-disparities-in-this-country-and-we-should-work-hard-to-end-racial-injustice-pool-party spring rager.”