California Man Moved to Austin, Says it Sucks | KLBJ

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Austin, like California, is just not reasonably priced.

The factor that California and Austin positively have in frequent is that they’re each very costly. Austin is just not cheap. Let the phrases sink in. Austin is just not cheap, it’s truly fairly costly.

We moved from San Diego in 2015 (proudly owning a 2,000-square-foot home on a 1/third acre) on the lookout for a lift in way of life. In case you’re on the lookout for nice colleges, the southwest and northwest sectors of Austin are the principle choices. The one caveat is that NW Austin (Travis County) is a few of the most costly actual property in Texas.

So we purchased a four,000-square-foot home in Bee Cave (an prosperous suburb of Austin) with “nice colleges.” We heard Austin was extraordinarily scorching so we obtained a spot with a pool. Whenever you take a look at a 3D affordability map, these are the components we found individuals are not making an allowance for:

  • Taxes: Everyone knows property taxes are excessive in Texas. They really weren’t that dangerous for us and ranged from 2% to three% relying on the neighborhood. We purchased a house at 2.1% and, with the homestead exception, have been paying at 1.79% (vs. 1.25% in California). Don’t purchase at Three%, you gained’t be capable to promote and your own home gained’t admire.
  • Energy: Power is extremely costly. You need a large home, they usually’re so cheap, however then it prices a fortune to warmth and funky. We have been paying $400 monthly throughout the summer time and winter and we have been uncomfortable (our thermostat was set to 79 levels F in the summertime, and 65 levels F within the winter). To be comfy would have price us $700 to $1,000 monthly.
  • Water: Water can also be shockingly costly. In NW Austin they pump water from Lake Travis, which is just a few miles away, however that doesn’t cease grasping water collectives from shaking you down. We paid $89 monthly only for the privilege of being linked to metropolis water (utilizing zero gallons). They usually simply jacked that base rate to $97. We had a nicely for panorama watering, however in any other case our water invoice for a younger household, watering about 10,000 sq. ft of grass would have simply been $300 to $400 monthly. New sod? Strive $1,200 monthly, for water. Our water in San Diego (and now San Jose) was cheaper, throughout a drought, and we obtained it from like two states away.
  • Companies: We thought residing in Texas, stuff could be cheap, however with so many individuals shifting to Austin, the service business is in crimson scorching demand. Costly pool upkeep, costly landscaping companies, costly residence repairs, costly eating and flicks.
  • Journey: For causes described beneath, most anybody who can leaves Austin for a month or two throughout the summer time to flee the warmth. That’s costly since to get wherever fascinating includes flying and lodge stays. Funds one other a number of thousand per 12 months.
  • Climate: Texas climate is difficult on homes. Hail storms will smash your roof, torrential rain and scorpions will get inside. We spent tens of 1000’s on sudden residence repairs and remediation, and speaking to different individuals, it wasn’t unusual.
  • Lastly — key level — way of life: Though we doubled the dimensions of our home (and kitchen and yard), we felt extra cramped and cooped up in Austin than San Diego or San Jose because of the dangerous climate and lack of public areas. A 2,000-square-foot home with a yard in Austin is cheap in comparison with the identical home in San Diego, however gives no the place near the identical way of life as a result of your yard in San Diego resides area and in Austin it’s not.

1. The climate

Positive, you’ve heard it’s scorching and humid, however how dangerous might or not it’s? It’s simply climate, proper?

Unsuitable. Initially, Austin is moist, getting almost 90% as a lot rain as Portland, Oregon. That sounds nice, and the greenery seems nice, nevertheless it comes at a value. Anticipate all the issues that include a moist local weather: mildew, allergy symptoms, mosquitoes, and water penetration. And the rain is available in a handful of days, usually pouring inches in a single evening. Extra on that later.

Humidity is nice in your pores and skin, however causes meals to spoil quick, towels to get mildewy and drastically limits the temperature vary the place you’re feeling comfy. For me, 32 levels in excessive deserts like Nevada or Utah is just not that dangerous, simply chipper. 50 levels in Austin is butt chilly, not cozy, snuggle up chilly, however annoyingly chilly.

And Austin is scorching. It’s not California scorching, it’s Texas scorching. California warmth is weak by comparability. In a lot of California the temperature cools down at evening. You possibly can open home windows, breathe contemporary air, and drastically restrict your utility invoice. In Austin, it might solely get all the way down to a smothering 80 levels at evening throughout the summer time. This implies your AC shall be operating all day and all evening. Night walks are lower than refreshing when it’s 11 p.m. and also you’re sweating. It’s exhausting to explain how oppressive it’s.

Though we had an enormous yard and our personal half basketball court docket, we actually solely felt like going exterior about Three to four months of the 12 months. The remainder of the time it was too windy, too scorching/chilly, too mosquito/horse fly/hearth ant ridden or pouring. Typically the children would go exterior anyway and are available again with warmth rashes and bug bites.

Evaluate this to San Jose or San Diego the place you may get pleasure from being exterior just about day-after-day (no less than throughout some a part of the day).

2. No public land

Take into consideration public land a lot? Yeah, me neither. On the west coast, we take public land without any consideration. Hovering Sierra Nevadas, sandy seashores, public area canyons, and even trails alongside creeks are commonplace fare within the West — to not point out Yosemite. Not so in Texas.

Due to Texas’ historical past and lack of pure boundaries (mountains, oceans) to settlement, most all the land round is personal and flat or rolling hills. Sure, there’s a variety of land in Texas, nevertheless it all has barbed wire fences and no trespassing indicators on it. Even creeks are parceled up as personal property.

So although Austin is meant to be outdoorsy, there are only a few locations to go, and since there’s a very restricted variety of public areas serving such a big inhabitants, good luck getting in.

One instance, we drove 90 minutes to go to Enchanted Rock, a granite rock outcropping that might largely go unnoticed on the west coast. We visited on a Saturday and met a Three-mile-long line of vehicles ready to get in. Operating out of fuel, we grabbed lunch at a close-by city and tried once more later. No cube, the car parking zone was full and closed.

We’ve now christened the positioning Disenchanted Rock: Three hours of driving and no mountain climbing. What’s much more annoying is when you think about how a lot land is in Texas and the state didn’t construct a large enough car parking zone. We confirmed it was quite common not to have the ability to get into different public points of interest on weekends and holidays.

Even our neighborhood creek was divvied up as personal property. A lot for the children exploring and catching crayfish.

Three. Nowhere to go

Apart from the truth that all the things is personal, the place are you going to go, anyway? There aren’t any snowy mountains, no raging rivers, and no hovering arches. In case you stay in Austin issues don’t change a lot in an enormous 7-hour-drive radius. Since we love the outside — exploring, climbing, rafting — Austin was not our cup of tea.

four. Dishonesty

Take into consideration integrity a lot? I didn’t. I’ve labored with lots of of firms and 1000’s of individuals in California. Positive, there are dangerous apples, however by-and-large integrity is a default strategy to deal with individuals right here. It’s not even one thing we discuss. Not so in Austin.

First it was the individuals we purchased the house from. They lied about the reason for a leak, didn’t disclose nicely water high quality points that made us sick, lied about how a lot stuff price to restore, and so on. However it didn’t cease there.

We employed a man with a 5-star score on Yelp to drag up flooded carpet who fully and really clearly busted our closet doorways whereas eradicating them and by no means mentioned a phrase concerning the injury. Or whose carpet cleaner made a foot lengthy burn mark upstairs and left with no phrase. Or the mover (additionally 5 stars on Yelp) we employed who provided to assist promote our leather-based sectional and $600 ping pong table and cut up the proceeds with us.

We by no means heard again from him. We’re not holding our breath.

Speaking round we realized that our expertise wasn’t distinctive. Individuals are used to it there and know to do further due diligence — extra inspections, extra testing, extra mistrust. However for us coming from California, it was an enormous shock and disappointment, to not point out monetary set again.

5. Yelp

Sure, there’s good meals in Austin, however you may’t belief Yelp to seek out it as a result of it doesn’t work in Austin.

We drove 40 minutes for good Southern Indian meals at a four.5-star rated institution. It was one of many worst service experiences of my life. Discover the tear drop stains on this put up? On the whole you couldn’t belief Yelp as a lot, which was so disconcerting, particularly for a brand new particular person.

6. Rudeness

I’ll in all probability take probably the most warmth for this one, however Austinites are impolite. We met some superb individuals in Austin (like my work colleagues and church congregation) and even ran into Matthew McConaughey at our child’s flag soccer recreation. There are some very fantastic, pleasant individuals, however we additionally met greater than our share of the others.

Exhibit A was the dad (additionally at a children flag soccer league) sporting the “Don’t transfer to Austin” t-shirt, a play on “Don’t mess with Texas.” Let me get this straight, I uprooted my household, moved throughout 4 states, and that’s the welcome I get? And the worst a part of all of it is that it’s not even humorous. There’s a bumper sticker within the West: “Montana sucks. Inform your folks!” Similar message, however with some humor.

After which there are the native Texans, often older, who stick fairly intently to the stereotypes. I’ve by no means been advised so usually what to do and what to not do, and the supply is in a “that is simply the way in which it’s executed” tone that’s fully oblivious to every other viewpoints on the matter.

Our pals from Tennessee additionally confirmed that Austin doesn’t conform to the notion of Southern hospitality, however I’ll say that the majority youthful Texans have been actually cool.

Austin drivers are additionally horrible, I imply, reptilian mind horrible. They don’t yield to pedestrians on crosswalks until pressured, will inexplicably tail gate and illegally move you on a double yellow simply to drive 30 ft in entrance of you for the following 10 minutes on open roads, they usually could also be conservative, however not with their horns. I drive all around the nation and palms down Austin has the worst and most inexplicable driving I’ve skilled.

The service can also be usually terrible. Doesn’t matter if it’s a rental automotive firm, a restaurant, you title it. We discovered a couple of distinctive waiters and hosts, however Austin is usually the worst service I’ve skilled nationwide. I imply, you’re on the Austin airport with two items of bags and also you simply ordered 6 gadgets. They don’t even ask if you’d like a bag, it’s a must to provoke the request, and even then they simply hand you the bag.

7. A conservative dystopia

In case you ask individuals from different elements of Texas, they’ll say that Austin is just not consultant (despite that most people moving to Austin are from Texas) of all of Texas. That’s in all probability true, however listed below are quite a lot of tousled issues about Travis County/NW Austin:

  • A whole lot of the newer developments are constructed on transformed ranch land, which can be distant from different developments. Even supposing Texas leads the nation in natural gas production, they don’t mandate that fashionable utilities be run to those new developments. In a single prosperous neighborhood, Belterra, the residents are suing the developer for signing a 30 year, auto-renewing contract for captured propane that leaves residents with $600 monthly heating payments within the winter. Is that this a sick joke? Greed run amok.
  • There’s additionally little public college selection. In California there are constitution colleges, two day colleges, public colleges, money/combo constitution college/homeschooling, you title it. In west Austin, simply public colleges. Don’t know why, however I heard that the highschool soccer industrial advanced opposed constitution colleges.
  • After which there’s water, once more. Austin will actually have water restrictions in place whereas it’s flooding. “Can’t you simply take a few of the water from right here and…by no means thoughts.” And your Texan neighbors will name you out for having a inexperienced garden, even should you water from a nicely, which is a chance they will’t fairly appear to think about.

eight. Monoculture

I really like attending to know individuals from different cultures. In California we’ve had Vietnamese neighbors, Iranian neighbors, Filipinos, Palestinians, you title it. We adore it.

In elements of Texas it’s not only a monoculture, however a monoculture that doesn’t appear to concentrate on it’s personal blandness. Give it some thought, are you able to have your son judged based mostly on his suitability for a future profession in soccer? Are you able to community by attending the native highschool soccer recreation with the fellows? As a result of that’s a factor in Texas.

And it’s not simply that. The dearth of openness to various concepts leaves you with the sensation that you just traveled 15 years again in time technologically shifting there. They voted out Uber and Lyft and suppose that’s not an enormous deal as a result of — anticipate it — they’ve a ride sharing Facebook group. Yeah, that needs to be nice for out of city guests.

Additionally they don’t have a variety of the choices we loved in San Diego like “game-only soccer leagues” for teenagers. The automotive washes have been lame. You simply couldn’t belief issues to be as nicely thought out and executed as in California.

9. Punitive, militaristic colleges and sports activities

We had three children within the native elementary college, rated 9 out of 10. For positive a few of the lecturers have been glorious and really caring, however the college was run like a micro-managed army academy.

Our youngsters complained most concerning the PE and music lecturers (aren’t they imagined to be the enjoyable ones?). We heard tales about children operating laps or lacking recess simply because they didn’t sit “criss-cross applesauce.” Who considered taking away recess? And it appeared the extra ignorant the coach or instructor, the extra he insisted on being addressed as “Y’Sir” — which remains to be the norm, even in Austin.

There was an enormous emphasis on conformity that was good for lecturers, dangerous for teenagers. I went to learn to my kindergartner’s class and felt like I’d landed in a dictatorship. That they had aides ensuring all the kindergartners confronted ahead whereas marching in line to the cafeteria. Kindergartners.

We withdrew our kids. Our college could have been significantly dangerous, nevertheless it’s one thing to look out for.

10. Cedar allergy symptoms

There’s an excellent likelihood you’ll be sick the entire first 12 months in Austin being uncovered to a brand new set of pathogens. We have been, and it’s not unusual.

Then we heard that after a couple of years it is usually frequent to develop cedar allergy symptoms, should you don’t have already got them.

They’re so dangerous that we knew no less than two professionals going by means of subcutaneous immunotherapy (photographs over a interval of years) as a result of their allergy symptoms have been ruining their lives. Allergy remedy facilities are quite common. There are actually solely two forms of timber in Austin, cedar (actually juniper) and oak, so no getting away from the cedar.

11. (I couldn’t cease at 10) Massive, luxurious residence obsession

I’m guessing due to the dearth of public land, horrible climate, and so on. that Austinites get actually into their homes. We noticed some unbelievably ornate houses — castle-esque.

And there’s stress to maintain your own home immaculate. You should buy a house that’s very nice by California requirements (up to date kitchen, crown moldings) solely to seek out that everybody else’s home is far nicer than yours, which we didn’t care about till we discovered that nobody needed to purchase our less-than-luxurious residence.

Ethical of the story

It might take some huge cash to purchase a “California-like” way of life in Austin. In case you’re shifting to Austin, ensure that it’s due to the issues that it gives (downtown way of life, BBQ, soccer, stay music, good homes, skilled alternative) and that you just gained’t miss the stuff you’re forsaking (good climate, public areas, and so on.).

It was an costly mistake, however my household and I now see California in a very new gentle. We really feel very lucky to be residing within the Bay Space.

You’re welcome.”

Brett Alder is a gross sales government working within the semiconductor business based mostly out of San Jose, CA.

This answer was initially printed on Quora by Brett Alder.


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